Nick

@nick@shore.me.uk

Mostly Retired. Consultant. Ex Managing Director. Ex CTO.

Mikrotik, DNS, Routing, IPv6
Live Sound Engineer. Cornet Player

Based in Debenham, Suffolk UK
Website https://shore.me.uk

179 following, 253 followers

[?]Alex@rtnVFRmedia Suffolk UK » 🌐
@vfrmedia@social.tchncs.de

Just spent half day reconfiguring trunks on and (using chan_pjsip) as one of our providers silently yoinked support - is as cursed if not more so than / circuits, except you don't have to crawl around as much in corners and roofspaces amongst spiders, mouse-like rodents and possibly snakes (if you have them in your country), and there's less chance of ending up on the wrong side of 100-120 volts (either AC or DC, depending on whether its ringing voltage or the strong DC voltage that British Telecom and others used to send down certain ISDN lines in 90s/00s)

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    [?]Alex@rtnVFRmedia Suffolk UK » 🌐
    @vfrmedia@social.tchncs.de

    Alt...Henrietta Pussycat, singing "meow meow meow meow telephone" to Mr Rogers

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      [?]ogogon » 🌐
      @ogogon@mastodon.radio

      @vfrmedia What a non-boring life you have in Good Old England! Do you have any telecom operators that provide the IAX2 interface? Then run from FreePBX (it's still a PBX for blondes) to a normal Asterisk and you can even use chan_sip for now, it looks like it won't be disable anytime soon. And don't forget to take the system indoors, out of the attic where the prim British rats roam and the Victorian vipers crawl behind them.

        [?]RootHosts » 🌐
        @roothosts@mastodon.social

        @vfrmedia

        I feel your pain 🙂
        chan_pjsip + FreePBX can turn into a rabbit hole very quickly, especially when providers change capabilities without proper notice. IAX2 can actually be a relief in some cases (NAT-friendly, fewer SIP headaches), but of course it depends on the use case.

        If you need a second pair of eyes on the config (PJSIP/IAX2, NAT, codecs, security), feel free to reach out.
        Also happy to help with EU DID ranges and UK geographic numbers if that becomes relevant.

          [?]Alex@rtnVFRmedia Suffolk UK » 🌐
          @vfrmedia@social.tchncs.de

          Had to open 5060 inbound to get one providers trunk to signal inbound calls (either isn't working there or some issues), with predictable results..

          Got older version of on this box to yeet all blighters trying to get in - by turning on security logging in /etc/asterisk/logfiles_custom.conf (add entry security_log => security), updating regexes in /etc/fail2ban/filter.d and pointing failt2ban jail to check /var/log/asterisk/security_log (main Asterisk log is in wrong format and I don't know enough regex to fix that)

          Also registered a virtual PBX extension to use as an extra trunk (needs contact-user and from-user set in config)

          The picture @alex drew a few months back sums up exactly what dealing with these is like

          Drawing of elephants trunk with snake head at the end

          Alt...Drawing of elephants trunk with snake head at the end

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            [?]Alex@rtnVFRmedia Suffolk UK » 🌐
            @vfrmedia@social.tchncs.de

            remembered to add the new security_log file to conf in /etc/rotate.d - hopefully this works and I don't get huge log files on the server..

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              [?]Alex@rtnVFRmedia Suffolk UK » 🌐
              @vfrmedia@social.tchncs.de

              Alas, log does not seem to get picked up by logrotate - changed filename to /var/log/asterisk/fail2ban (already in /etc/logrotate.d and previously working) to see if thats any better (as apparently can alter /etc/logrotate.d but its not clear exactly where this happens!)

              it turns out maybe some regexes in fail2ban may have been fine, but the full log generated by didn't contain "security" events so it couldn't find any to catch). I've also added "notice" to the security log and the regex *now* seems to snag these!

              Turned off FreePBX software as fighting with rules (never worked straight anyway and didn't guard traffic), checking if config persist across reboots and services start correctly..

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                [?]Alex@rtnVFRmedia Suffolk UK » 🌐
                @vfrmedia@social.tchncs.de

                Everything now seems to be working. Now I know SIP trunks work even on this old server and versions of / I can plan for when our main analogue lines have to be ceased and reprovided as SIP (and will be looking into using a cloud server / VPS as its hardware is getting old, and should stop a problem we have at a remote site where the ISP controls the router and won't open up firewall ports other than as chargeable work (which means I had to use a different cloud service for that site)

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                  [?]Alex@rtnVFRmedia Suffolk UK » 🌐
                  @vfrmedia@social.tchncs.de

                  Just over a month and I've tamed all the (with abundant snake heads at the end), made sure 1500+ are yeeted (with more trying every day) got inter working between on-premises and cloud - just waiting for porting of first analogue number to check this (and CLID presentation) works and then main office one can follow.

                  Took many late evenings, a lot of research of everything from old training manuals to some from Universities in India and the Indian telecom companies, and I've learned a lot more about even since 2008 when I built the first used at work.

                  Thankfully seem to handle over a lot better than they used to (even got an extension it working over with )

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                    [?]Nick » 🌐
                    @nick@shore.me.uk

                    @vfrmedia@social.tchncs.de why do you have the sip port open to the world ? Cant you use firewall address lists and VPNs ?

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                      [?]Alex@rtnVFRmedia Suffolk UK » 🌐
                      @vfrmedia@social.tchncs.de

                      @nick one provider won't deliver inbound calls without it being open and the numbers attached to it are well known and in regular use (we were previously using IAX2 trunks for these numbers which didn't attract many attack attempts but the provider abruptly stopped IAX2 support without warning us)

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                        [?]Nick » 🌐
                        @nick@shore.me.uk

                        @vfrmedia@social.tchncs.de surely the provider can supply the IP addresses they use so you can allow those in the firewall, and block everything else ?

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                          [?]Alex@rtnVFRmedia Suffolk UK » 🌐
                          @vfrmedia@social.tchncs.de

                          @nick some of them do, the others don't (I'm looking at porting out the numbers from the ones which do not provide a modern level of support)

                          I've investigated what is going on and fail2ban is catching them anyway, things look worse as SNGREP is catching the packets at kernel level before they hit the firewall..

                            [?]D Ingram » 🔓
                            @ingram@mastodon.social

                            @vfrmedia The fun thing is when you have to resort to using E1 links to tie a Cisco SBC and SIP switch together because they can't agree on SIP/RTP handling of V.150 modem signalling (for "special" telephones). You know it's a mess when the NSA has to publish guidelines on how to make it work (SCIP-216).

                            Firewall settings add to the hell that is VOIP.

                              [?]internetsdairy » 🌐
                              @internetsdairy@mastodon.art

                              Recommend telling your kids that back in the day the length of time it took to dial a phone number was proportionate to the sum of its digits

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                              [?]Nick » 🌐
                              @nick@shore.me.uk

                              @internetsdairy@mastodon.art they very rarely dial anything, let alone on a dial

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                                [?]Michał "rysiek" Woźniak · 🇺🇦 » 🌐
                                @rysiek@mstdn.social

                                Entirely Foreseeable AWS Outages
                                rys.io/en/182.html

                                Once you strip away the marketing hype, agentic systems like Kiro AI are just automation tools.

                                The difference between Kiro and regular infrastructure management tools is that the latter are deterministic. They can be tested, analyzed, and bugs can be reliably, provably fixed.

                                That's just not the case with agentic tools. They are by their very nature non-deterministic. And that's the last thing a systems engineer should want.

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                                  [?]MikroTik Trainer » 🌐
                                  @MikrotikTrainer@mastodon.social

                                  The discounted ticket price for the third Professionals Conference will end next weekend. Price will rise from €159 to €308 very soon. If you’re still undecided take a look at the Agenda with speakers that are at the top of their game coming to present high level MikroTik topics. Enjoy meeting like-minded professionals. Come enjoy a free beer with us in Prague on March 11th! Lets talk MikroTik. mtpc.world/agenda/

                                  Website screenshot. Shows a green paper ticket stating “Admit One”. A price of €308 is crossed out and it is shown on sale with the reduced price of €159. Below this is a photo of a glass of ice cold beer. It is advertising the VIP Dinner for a price of €59

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                                    [?]🆎 » 🌐
                                    @bloor@bloor.tw

                                    My wife and her two siblings decided to visit the Victoria & Albert museum today, and had a really great time. She and I will probably go back at some point, as I was working today.

                                    Rather than take the train they Ubered from where we live (near Bagshot) all the way to the V&A and back again.

                                    I thought I'd try and run the numbers on what the cost consequence of doing this was.

                                    The station we most frequently use is Woking. And tickets from Woking to Waterloo are £15.20 return after peak. -->

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                                    [?]🆎 » 🌐
                                    @bloor@bloor.tw

                                    --> So in train fees alone, there would be £45.60. But that is not where it ends. The'd have had to drive to and park at Wokingham. A day's premium parking (near the station) is £21.00. Ordinary car park is £14.00.

                                    I think since they left from the house door and arrived at the door of the V&A in the uber, it's probably fair to take the £21 option. So £21 in parking, added to the £45.60 train fares. So £66.60.

                                    But that would only get them to Waterloo, and the V&A is nowhere near that. -->

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                                    [?]🆎 » 🌐
                                    @bloor@bloor.tw

                                    --> I can only estimate the cost of an Uber from Waterloo to the V&A but Google's AI suggests between £15 and £25, so let's go in the middle at £20. So now we're up to £86.60. Of course one could walk (50-75 mins) or use the underground. Jubilee line west -> Westminster, change for the District/Circle West again to South Ken. I think on a contactless the tube would be £3.50 each. Call that £10 as an option. And around 25-30 mins probably. So, again, uber is probably the fairest comparison.-->

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                                    [?]🆎 » 🌐
                                    @bloor@bloor.tw

                                    --> Then returning the £10 would apply again, but they'd already got a return from Waterloo to Woking, and the car would already be there.

                                    So my total for driving to Woking, Parking, Train to Waterloo, Uber to V&A, Uber back from V&A to Waterloo and return, I think, is £106.60 return. If we did use the tube, I think we could reduce this to £86.60.

                                    This morning the uber from door to door was £75. The uber back home, again door to door, was around £65, I think.

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                                    [?]🆎 » 🌐
                                    @bloor@bloor.tw

                                    So uber door to door £140 in total.

                                    Drive/Train/Uber/return same way £106.60 - only £33.40 more expensive for a lot less hassle.

                                    or Drive/Train/Tube/return same way £86.60 - £53.40 more.

                                    Unsure whether that feels 'worth it' or not. The first one definitely feels better value.

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                                    [?]🆎 » 🌐
                                    @bloor@bloor.tw

                                    I think because train tickets are "per person" whereas ubers are "per car" there might often be situations where an uber is maybe almost cheaper for some kinds of journey. Which is mad, and a bit of an indictment of rail pricing, really. Although to be fair, off peak tickets never seem awful value.

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                                    [?]Daniel Durrans [he/him] » 🌐
                                    @dan@mastodon.durrans.com

                                    @bloor Plus:
                                    - Don't need to plan in advance
                                    - Can travel direct from start to finish
                                    - Time has value

                                    That last point is my biggest mistake whenever I go on holiday. I tend to use public transport but what I perceive to save in money I definitely lose in time.

                                      [?]The Penguin of Evil » 🌐
                                      @etchedpixels@mastodon.social

                                      @bloor At least in Wales the trains have group tickets too.

                                      Even then some years back a bunch of Swansea football fans celebrating their brief return to the premier league booked a limo from Swansea up North and back as a special treat and discovered it was cheaper than the train

                                        [?]Theolodian » 🌐
                                        @theolodian@mastodon.social

                                        @bloor around here there is also the issue of reliability of the trains. Half the time that I try to take the train there are problems, and I either take the car instead or just don’t go. Shame, as it is a super easy walk to the train station from our house. 😒

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                                          [?]Nick » 🌐
                                          @nick@shore.me.uk

                                          @bloor@bloor.tw Alternative method, drive to best placed large supermarket with carpark, then uber from there. You can often pay for longer parking on an app these days.

                                            [?]penguin42 » 🌐
                                            @penguin42@mastodon.org.uk

                                            @bloor How does uber to and from your local train station compare to the parking; i.e. so you can do uber<->train<->uber ?

                                              [?]Mike Cox » 🌐
                                              @mikecox@mastodon.iow.social

                                              Just popped into Currys to get a new toaster. £180!! No chance.
                                              For that I would want it to butter the bread too.
                                              If only we had proper electrical shops like we used to have where we could buy things....

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                                              [?]Nick » 🌐
                                              @nick@shore.me.uk

                                              [?]Sharon Gascoigne » 🌐
                                              @sharongascoigne@mastodonapp.uk

                                              @mikecox I bought one from Hursts a few months ago.

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                                                [?]Mike Cox » 🌐
                                                @mikecox@mastodon.iow.social

                                                @sharongascoigne I should have tried Hursts first!

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                                                  [?]Robee? Na! 🌈 » 🌐
                                                  @RobeeShepherd@mastodon.art

                                                  @mikecox I’m sure the more you spend on a toaster or kettle the quicker it breaks

                                                    [?]gadgetoid » 🌐
                                                    @gadgetoid@fosstodon.org

                                                    A&A fibre install day… this time at least I’m getting texts from CityFibre though it’s a little concerning it says they’ve arrived and are nowhere to be seen 🤦

                                                    (Does say they might be elsewhere working on infra)

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                                                    [?]gadgetoid » 🌐
                                                    @gadgetoid@fosstodon.org

                                                    Pushed through my incessant cold to clean up the driveway and move some more plant pots. Wish I hadn’t 😭

                                                    No sign yet!

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                                                    [?]gadgetoid » 🌐
                                                    @gadgetoid@fosstodon.org

                                                    They sure do have an unhelpful interpretation of “arrived.”

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                                                    [?]gadgetoid » 🌐
                                                    @gadgetoid@fosstodon.org

                                                    They have now arrived and are beginning the install 😱

                                                    I have a bunch of very unhelpful block paving that needs to be lifted 🙃

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                                                    [?]gadgetoid » 🌐
                                                    @gadgetoid@fosstodon.org

                                                    I think a good deal of that is getting past the cemented in ones at the edge.

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                                                    [?]gadgetoid » 🌐
                                                    @gadgetoid@fosstodon.org

                                                    He’s making good progress!

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                                                    [?]gadgetoid » 🌐
                                                    @gadgetoid@fosstodon.org

                                                    Current status: sitting at my unholy complicated router config page wondering how the heck to route my internet through the PPPoE connection on VLAN911…

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                                                    [?]gadgetoid » 🌐
                                                    @gadgetoid@fosstodon.org

                                                    Wow when I was a dummy and added my VLAN to the bridge taking down my PPPoE connection I *immediately* got a link down text from AAISP!

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                                                    [?]gadgetoid » 🌐
                                                    @gadgetoid@fosstodon.org

                                                    So far my efforts are going poorly. Figured I’d use PPPoE quickset to get me most of the way and finagle the VLAN after, but using that immediately boots me off the router 🙃

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                                                    [?]gadgetoid » 🌐
                                                    @gadgetoid@fosstodon.org

                                                    Well my *router* can ping Internet services…

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                                                    [?]gadgetoid » 🌐
                                                    @gadgetoid@fosstodon.org

                                                    Well the TLDR was the obvious problem- the PPPoE link was not automatically added to the WAN interface list, so it was excluded from the default masquerade firewall rule.

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                                                    [?]Nick » 🌐
                                                    @nick@shore.me.uk

                                                    @gadgetoid@fosstodon.org interface lists are so useful

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                                                      [?]gadgetoid » 🌐
                                                      @gadgetoid@fosstodon.org

                                                      @nick they really are- if you don’t forget about them 🤣

                                                        [?]gadgetoid » 🌐
                                                        @gadgetoid@fosstodon.org

                                                        To shadow this problem I had also set my router’s local address incorrectly so my computer couldn’t even ping it.

                                                        Have now tweaked my other router and I’m pretty sure I’ve probably got some horrible double NAT situation going on I ought to fix. Nothing a DHCP Relay can’t fix 💀

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                                                        [?]ahnlak » 🌐
                                                        @ahnlak@kavlak.uk

                                                        @gadgetoid just run everything over IPv6 :)

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                                                          [?]gadgetoid » 🌐
                                                          @gadgetoid@fosstodon.org

                                                          @ahnlak I ought to give it a try at some point. Suspect I have a bunch of devices that wont be happy 😆

                                                            [?]gadgetoid » 🌐
                                                            @gadgetoid@fosstodon.org

                                                            Okay, dropped the unnecessary NAT between the L009 and AXS and turned off the DHCP relay. Works as it should, I think. Last dragon to slay is migrating my VPN server configuration to the AXS.

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                                                            [?]piofthings » 🌐
                                                            @piofthings@mastodon.social

                                                            @gadgetoid welcome back to fibre broadband world!

                                                              [?]ahnlak » 🌐
                                                              @ahnlak@kavlak.uk

                                                              @gadgetoid am very jealous of your (potential) connectivity...

                                                                [?]🆎 » 🌐
                                                                @bloor@bloor.tw

                                                                Hivemind :

                                                                Can this possibly be legit? And if not why not?

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                                                                [?]Iván Sánchez Ortega » 🌐
                                                                @IvanSanchez@mastodon.social

                                                                @bloor Is that "fused" as in "fused plastic"?

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                                                                  [?]🆎 » 🌐
                                                                  @bloor@bloor.tw

                                                                  @IvanSanchez well, I cannot tell, as it is a sealed unit

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                                                                    [?]groff 🇺🇦 » 🌐
                                                                    @geoffl@mastodon.me.uk

                                                                    @bloor @IvanSanchez

                                                                    Fused, as in under-sized wire. There is no actual fuse in there.

                                                                      [?]Steven Reed » 🌐
                                                                      @srtcd424@mas.to

                                                                      @bloor I suppose it /might/ have a non-replaceable fuse, but I'd be very surprised. Even then I'm not sure it's legal?

                                                                        [?]ahnlak » 🔓
                                                                        @ahnlak@kavlak.uk

                                                                        @bloor not even close to legal, breaks BS rules in several ways

                                                                          [?]Mans R [he/han/er/él] » 🔓
                                                                          @mansr@society.oftrolls.com

                                                                          @bloor I have doubts about the supposed fuse. You could always run more than 5 A through it and see what happens.

                                                                            [?]Nav » 🌐
                                                                            @nav@mstdn.social

                                                                            @bloor Pretty sure the earth pin shouldn't be part insulated, the dimensions look all wrong, there should be more clearance between the pins and the edge of the housing, and wtf is going on with that fuse? I'd guess there's also a hilariously small amount of copper in that cable (if its even actual copper) and I've seen cables like that where the earth wasn't even connected. Most likely an absolute death trap.

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                                                                              [?]James Seward [he/him] » 🌐
                                                                              @jamesoff@mastodon.jamesoff.net

                                                                              @bloor if nothing else the earth pin isn’t supposed to have a plastic section </bigclive>

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                                                                                [?]Hambone Fakenamington » 🌐
                                                                                @CenturyAvocado@know.me.uk

                                                                                @bloor one of those nearly burned down my office. I have the photos somewhere but seems to be unable to find them. Only a PC was plugged into it but it melted the socket and plug. Ergh.

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                                                                                  [?]🆎 » 🌐
                                                                                  @bloor@bloor.tw

                                                                                  @CenturyAvocado Amazon refunded in full on first request. Note: I didn’t buy these

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                                                                                    [?]Steven Reed » 🌐
                                                                                    @srtcd424@mas.to

                                                                                    @bloor @CenturyAvocado refunded YOU in full but will mysteriously continue to sell them?

                                                                                      [?]Ben C » 🌐
                                                                                      @bencc@morehammer.uk

                                                                                      @bloor 100% not legal. Earth should be all metal, not sheathed (or all plastic if not earthed) and there’s obviously no fuse. Except for what is presumably the bare minimum of copper clad aluminium they can get away with in the cable. It does at least look like the earth pin is longer than the others.

                                                                                        [?]groff 🇺🇦 » 🌐
                                                                                        @geoffl@mastodon.me.uk

                                                                                        @bloor Get a pair of pliers and rip the prongs off that thing to make sure no one ever plugs it in. Fire hazard and electrocution hazard.

                                                                                        If the seller is UK based then report it to them and to trading standards. If the seller is based abroad then it's up to the individual who imported it to check its compliance with the regulations.

                                                                                          [?]Steve Hill 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇪🇺 » 🌐
                                                                                          @steve@mastodon.nexusuk.org

                                                                                          @bloor earth pin should not be sleeved (dangerous - means the appliance won't be earthed). The plug dimensions are wrong and may allow fingers to touch contacts (dangerous), almost certainly does not have a fuse, despite saying "fused" (dangerous)... But really, would you trust that it was actually fused when it fails to meet the BS in so many other ways?

                                                                                          Also would not be surprised if it used undersized copper plated aluminium wire.

                                                                                            [?]RevK :verified_r: » 🌐
                                                                                            @revk@toot.me.uk

                                                                                            @bloor Very very NOT legit, and my experience is the wires are a thin strand of chinesium and get very hot in use.

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                                                                                              [?]Nick » 🌐
                                                                                              @nick@shore.me.uk

                                                                                              @bloor@bloor.tw maybe they asked AI to design a UK plug...

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                                                                                                [?]Nick » 🌐
                                                                                                @nick@shore.me.uk

                                                                                                Has anyone got or used an Insta360 camera and would recommend it ? Pondering getting one primarily for taking some video when travelling, but not sure I would make enough use of it.

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                                                                                                [?]Stefano Marinelli » 🌐
                                                                                                @stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                                                                                                It's Sunday evening - have a great week from the Fediverse Barista (photo from 2023)

                                                                                                Person in a blue suit (me) sitting outdoors under a brick portico, smiling and raising a wine glass in a friendly toast. Rustic courtyard with stone flooring, wooden tables and countryside in the background. Photo taken in June 2023, relaxed Sunday evening atmosphere.

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                                                                                                  [?]MikroTik Trainer » 🌐
                                                                                                  @MikrotikTrainer@mastodon.social

                                                                                                  The speakers at the third Professionals Conference have now been published on our website. We have selected MikroTik experts from all over the world who are coming to MTPC Prague in March to explain how to use many of the new features added to RouterOS v7 in the last few years. Tickets are still available for sale. Free beer (other drinks are available) the evening before! Plus of course, the famous free raffle! mtpc.world/agenda/

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                                                                                                    [?]Nick » 🔓
                                                                                                    @nick@shore.me.uk

                                                                                                    @mttaggart@infosec.exchange @neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk and fundamentally what happens if the AI starts doing different things

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                                                                                                      [?]Hugh » 🌐
                                                                                                      @hugh@social.crablab.uk

                                                                                                      Naturally, @neil's talk at was superb, polished delivery and many follow up questions from the audience.

                                                                                                      Such spicy content the room was practically combusting 🔥

                                                                                                      Neil, white man in a black t-shirt, standing at a lectern gesticulating at a slide which says "Hello! I'm Neil"

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                                                                                                        [?]Gina » 🌐
                                                                                                        @Gina@fosstodon.org

                                                                                                        So excited to be sitting front row with @mellifluousbox at @neil 's talk on Online Safety Laws. 🔥

                                                                                                        Neil is an authority on digital laws and its impact on Fediverse services (very relevant for Mastodon admins, mods etc!).

                                                                                                        Neil on stage with the main slide next to him stating "Online Safety Laws, learnings from a lot of bro bono work"

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                                                                                                          [?]Tom Morris » 🌐
                                                                                                          @tommorris@mastodon.social

                                                                                                          Cynics might say that the UK Government have an incoherent approach to tech policy. Not so.

                                                                                                          Sure, the AI Skills Hub is unlikely to turn Fatima the ballerina into a data scientist, but the VPN ban might create a whole lot of young cyberpunks setting up their own WireGuard networks and administering VPS endpoints for their friends.

                                                                                                          At which point, they'll start developing opinions about Arch vs Debian, btrfs vs ZFS, BSD jails vs OCI containers—then we've guaranteed the next-gen of devops talent.

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                                                                                                          [?]Nick » 🌐
                                                                                                          @nick@shore.me.uk

                                                                                                          @tommorris@mastodon.social Unfortunately that implies that they understand anything which you mentioned

                                                                                                            [?]Tom Morris » 🌐
                                                                                                            @tommorris@mastodon.social

                                                                                                            I tried the government's new 'AI Skills Hub'. Let's just say I was underwhelmed.

                                                                                                            tommorris.org/posts/2026/turn-

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                                                                                                            [?]AnneH » 🌐
                                                                                                            @annehargreaves@ioc.exchange

                                                                                                            @tommorris I can just see NHS workers having time for this. A family member is a medic & I remember their caustic remarks when back in the day govt decreed all NHS staff must pass the European Computer Driving Licence.

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                                                                                                              [?]Tom Morris » 🌐
                                                                                                              @tommorris@mastodon.social

                                                                                                              @annehargreaves "Fatima's next job is in cyber" etc.

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                                                                                                                [?]Nick » 🌐
                                                                                                                @nick@shore.me.uk

                                                                                                                [?]MissConstrue [She/Her (Crone Extraordinaire)] » 🌐
                                                                                                                @MissConstrue@mefi.social

                                                                                                                @tommorris

                                                                                                                “But suggesting that putting together a website with links to some existing courses is somehow equivalent in scope to launching a university is overegging the pudding, a lot.”

                                                                                                                May be the most British IT scream of despair ever written. Well done, you. 🥰

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                                                                                                                  [?]Tom Morris » 🌐
                                                                                                                  @tommorris@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                  There are people who are directors of five companies and that’s considered a good work ethic. But if you’re an ordinary person and work two jobs to make some more money, the powers that be start calling it “fraud”.

                                                                                                                  bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy09qx

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                                                                                                                  [?]Nick » 🌐
                                                                                                                  @nick@shore.me.uk

                                                                                                                  @tommorris@mastodon.social funny how they don't mention MPs with other jobs

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                                                                                                                    [?]Nick » 🌐
                                                                                                                    @nick@shore.me.uk

                                                                                                                    It has been a year since we lost Charly and we miss him so much every day.

                                                                                                                    A black and white picture of Charly Shore playing saxophone

                                                                                                                    Alt...A black and white picture of Charly Shore playing saxophone

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                                                                                                                    [?]Zack Polanski » 🤖 🔓
                                                                                                                    @zackpolanski@bird.makeup

                                                                                                                    Palantir - "An American software company"

                                                                                                                    I suppose that's how the Labour Government try to justify it too.

                                                                                                                    They're literally a military surveillance company.

                                                                                                                    Dystopian that they have a huge NHS contract. Time to end it.
                                                                                                                    https://bird.makeup/users/heidibachram/statuses/2014299340324405553

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                                                                                                                      [?]Nick » 🌐
                                                                                                                      @nick@shore.me.uk

                                                                                                                      @ben@mastodon.bentasker.co.uk @jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.net what is the benefit of turning it off ?

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                                                                                                                        [?]🆎 » 🌐
                                                                                                                        @bloor@bloor.tw

                                                                                                                        Like seriously who the fuck would go to America right now?

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                                                                                                                        [?]Nick » 🌐
                                                                                                                        @nick@shore.me.uk

                                                                                                                        @bloor@bloor.tw Absolutely not going anywhere near the US until the orange dictator is gone.

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                                                                                                                          [?]David Njoku [He/Him] » 🌐
                                                                                                                          @davidnjoku@mastodon.world

                                                                                                                          What does the slang word "bop" predominantly mean to you?

                                                                                                                          An OnlyFans creator:0
                                                                                                                          A good song/dance move:39
                                                                                                                          A promiscuous woman:0
                                                                                                                          Something else or nothing (pls reply):14
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                                                                                                                          [?]Bodhipaksa » 🌐
                                                                                                                          @bodhipaksa@mastodon.scot

                                                                                                                          @davidnjoku To dance; a style of jazz; to hit.

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                                                                                                                            [?]Alex@rtnVFRmedia Suffolk UK » 🌐
                                                                                                                            @vfrmedia@social.tchncs.de

                                                                                                                            @bodhipaksa @davidnjoku usually these things, I'm also aware of it being slang for a social event with dancing associated with social crowds linked to Oxford University (but was never posh or clever enough to regularly associate with such folk although I didn't live that far away for much of my life)

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                                                                                                                              [?]Bodhipaksa » 🌐
                                                                                                                              @bodhipaksa@mastodon.scot

                                                                                                                              @vfrmedia @davidnjoku I think I’ve heard that too, but there’s also a “hop” and now I’m second-guessing myself.

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                                                                                                                                [?]Alex@rtnVFRmedia Suffolk UK » 🌐
                                                                                                                                @vfrmedia@social.tchncs.de

                                                                                                                                @bodhipaksa @davidnjoku

                                                                                                                                Hop is an American (and somewhat archaic) word for the same sort of event (often in a high school/college environment) from 1950s rock and roll culture..

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                                                                                                                                  [?]Nick » 🌐
                                                                                                                                  @nick@shore.me.uk

                                                                                                                                  I'm recovering from a bad cold, and I've not even been to any tech conferences

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                                                                                                                                  [?]sleepy duck pond appreciator 🦆✨🏳️‍🌈 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                  @0x47df@duckpon.de

                                                                                                                                  kinda wish i could just `dig AXFR . @192.168.88.1` against my tik to see all the static dns entries because i am in a habit of not knowing the names of even a single asset at work and just piping a cheeky little zone transfer into grep to figure out what in the fuck the hostname of that thing is today

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                                                                                                                                  [?]sleepy duck pond appreciator 🦆✨🏳️‍🌈 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                  @0x47df@duckpon.de

                                                                                                                                  i should ask our dns admins to make dns wrapped and find who the worst offender for zone transfers that is not another dns server is, i think i might be a high score

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                                                                                                                                  [?]Nick » 🌐
                                                                                                                                  @nick@shore.me.uk

                                                                                                                                  @0x47df@duckpon.de thinking you could get close with an ssh command in an alias

                                                                                                                                    [?]🆎 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                    @bloor@bloor.tw

                                                                                                                                    Kitchenware question:

                                                                                                                                    In the old days it was Tupperware. I’m talking about “plastic boxes for food storage in the fridge, freezer, maybe a reheat in the microwave”.

                                                                                                                                    We have some by Sistema but frankly they are rubbish. They get brittle in the freezer, then the lid latches break. We have tried other cheaper ones.

                                                                                                                                    Are there any GOOD plastic food storage systems?

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                                                                                                                                    [?]David Penfold :verified: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                    @davep@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                    @bloor I use silicone jobbies for my batch cooking.

                                                                                                                                      [?]Prof. Catherine Flick » 🌐
                                                                                                                                      @CatherineFlick@mastodon.me.uk

                                                                                                                                      @bloor I upgraded to the fancy Sistema ones with the tritan plastic - these ones. sistemaplastics.com/uk/our-ran

                                                                                                                                      They have held up to freezing and dishwashers and all kinds of things so far. I've been really impressed.

                                                                                                                                        [?]Mans R [he/han/er/él] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                        @mansr@society.oftrolls.com

                                                                                                                                        @bloor I prefer glass containers over plastic as they can be heated in the oven and are easier to clean. John Lewis have some own brand ones that are decent.

                                                                                                                                          [?]Theolodian » 🌐
                                                                                                                                          @theolodian@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                          @bloor it is better to avoid plastic in the microwave. The lids are ok, but where the food touches the box it can get too hot and melt the plastic. The fumes et al then permeate your food, not ideal for your daily intake of plastic but obviously we’ve all been doing it for decades. 🙄

                                                                                                                                            [?]Jonathan Pearce » 🌐
                                                                                                                                            @jonpearce@mastodon.online

                                                                                                                                            @bloor glass base plastic lid systems are great. The bases are usually oven rated too.

                                                                                                                                              [?]penguin42 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                              @penguin42@mastodon.org.uk

                                                                                                                                              @bloor For freezer we use cheap plastic pots with plastic lids; they're thinner and lighter than anything we'd use if we wanted it on a countertop, and don't have the clever seals or anything.

                                                                                                                                                [?]Simon Zerafa » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                @simonzerafa@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                @bloor

                                                                                                                                                One option is the plastic boxes that takeaway food is delivered in. They aren't very robust but they are basically free. Recycle them when they fail 🙂🤷‍♂️

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                                                                                                                                                  [?]Nick » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                  @nick@shore.me.uk

                                                                                                                                                  @simonzerafa@infosec.exchange @bloor@bloor.tw we do this, we also use butter pots.

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                                                                                                                                                    [?]Nick » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                    @nick@shore.me.uk

                                                                                                                                                    @Wifiwits@infosec.exchange @ben@hardill.me.uk @Dragon@toast.dragon2611.net we have reasonable fttc but the next road has fibre, in fact there is fibre in our road about 100 yards away but we are in poles shared with electricity and no sign of OR actually running fibre to the houses

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                                                                                                                                                      [?]Dragon » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                      @Dragon@toast.dragon2611.net

                                                                                                                                                      @Wifiwits @ben it looks like zen are now available on my headend exchange. (As in their own network rather than using BTW)

                                                                                                                                                      Depending on pricing the 1.8Gbit is semi tempting but it still has the 110 up and I'd need an ONT swap

                                                                                                                                                      Keeping an eye on olilo at the moment but might just wait for OR to roll out XGSpon

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                                                                                                                                                        [?]Dragon » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                        @Dragon@toast.dragon2611.net

                                                                                                                                                        @Wifiwits @ben also olilo are still using veloxserv for OR so until it's connected to their network the transit would be no different than my current ISP, which is mostly ok although i was getting terrible speeds from mirror.kernel.org last night

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                                                                                                                                                          [?]Nick » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                          @nick@shore.me.uk

                                                                                                                                                          @Dragon@toast.dragon2611.net @Wifiwits@infosec.exchange @ben@hardill.me.uk still waiting for fibre in our road in Debenham grrr

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                                                                                                                                                            [?]NAB 🇬🇧🇪🇺🔶:marmite: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                            @NAB@mastodon.me.uk

                                                                                                                                                            20yo son just starting out on his server CLI journey. I've encouraged him to spend some time learning vi (vi/vim/whatever) as a little time now will save time in the future.
                                                                                                                                                            Did I do the right thing?

                                                                                                                                                            Yes:154
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                                                                                                                                                            Some other answer:6

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                                                                                                                                                              [?]Tim Ward ⭐🇪🇺🔶 #FBPE » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                              @TimWardCam@c.im

                                                                                                                                                              @NAB No. The way to edit a text file on a Linux server is

                                                                                                                                                              * copy it to a Windows box
                                                                                                                                                              * edit it using a real editor
                                                                                                                                                              * copy it back.

                                                                                                                                                              You have to learn about line endings, but that's about the only hassle.

                                                                                                                                                                [?]mini [he/him, they/them] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                @mini@perfect.moe

                                                                                                                                                                @NAB I’ve never learned anything with vi beyond how to get into insert mode and how to quit (with or without saving).

                                                                                                                                                                I think that’s enough unless someone particularly likes vi as an editor (I don’t, I prefer nano or a gui editor)!

                                                                                                                                                                  [?]sunflowerinrain » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                  @sunflowerinrain@mastodon.online

                                                                                                                                                                  @NAB

                                                                                                                                                                  As someone who unexpectedly acquired a project maintaining an old but important system with no fancy tools installed, and who had to fix something immediately... YES!
                                                                                                                                                                  [Edited to add] I got into vi ok, but couldn't work out how to exit!

                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Piers Cawley [They/He] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                    @pdcawley@mendeddrum.org

                                                                                                                                                                    @NAB I've got thirty something years of Emacs under my belt, and I still say Yes to that. I don't particularly get on with the VI Way, but dear god it beats the crap out of nano.

                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Trev :neovim: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                      @trevdev@fosstodon.org

                                                                                                                                                                      @NAB ask Vim people if vim is a waste of time and they'll always tell you "no"

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                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Nick » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                        @nick@shore.me.uk

                                                                                                                                                                        its still raining

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                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Nick » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                        @nick@shore.me.uk

                                                                                                                                                                        Exciting trip next year, South Korea for a couple of weeks, let me know any recommendations

                                                                                                                                                                        [?]James Smith 💾 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                        @Floppy@mastodon.me.uk

                                                                                                                                                                        James Watson sounds a *lot* like some other people I could mention…

                                                                                                                                                                        “His signal achievements, and the way he accomplished them, inflated his belief not only in his genius but also in how to succeed”

                                                                                                                                                                        What’s the name of this tendency for people to succeed at one thing to then think they’re right about *everything*, and to retreat into ever-more extreme positions when questioned?

                                                                                                                                                                        mastodon.social/@ednl/11551895

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                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Nick » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                        @nick@shore.me.uk

                                                                                                                                                                        @Floppy@mastodon.me.uk sounds like the opposite of imposter syndrome

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                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Moof! :progresspride: [he/him, él/le, il/lui, en/es] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                          @moof@cupoftea.social

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                                                                                                                                                                          Hello! And welcome to the third and final day of Jet Lag: The Game - Hide + Seek: Netherlands edition! It’s 10:30am, @quixoticgeek and, having discounted the War Games option (the only winning move is not to play), we are so back in the delightful town of Lunteren, where it’s time for us to Go! Go! Go!

                                                                                                                                                                          Today it’s @darkphoenix’s turn to hide, and she is somewhere with the borders of the Netherlands mainland. We’ve got all day to try and find them, and we have to beat the time of 8 hours and 7 minutes it took us to find @quixoticgeek yesterday.

                                                                                                                                                                          For those of you who missed yesterday’s thread, it’s up at: cupoftea.social/@moof/11551314

                                                                                                                                                                          For Day 1 (Friday), my thread is up at cupoftea.social/@moof/11550738

                                                                                                                                                                          Confused as to what is? First of all, welcome to my little corner of the fediverse, you must be new here. But you can read a little primer I wrote about here: moof.space/what-is-jet-lag

                                                                                                                                                                          So, it’s time to lock in, and get going…

                                                                                                                                                                          (CW: selfie with eye contact)

                                                                                                                                                                          Selfie at Lunteren station

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                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Moof! :progresspride: [he/him, él/le, il/lui, en/es] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                            @moof@cupoftea.social

                                                                                                                                                                            ... [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                                                                                            …to nowhere in particular. A behind the scenes tip: we all started at Amersfoot Centraal this morning, which is the closest station to our hotel for the night. We agreed to *notionally* start at Lunteren, and @darkphoenix has an actual itinerary that started at Lunteren at 09:30 to wherever they’re heading that will be within the 3 hour time limit.

                                                                                                                                                                            So don’t believe all the photos you see on fedi.

                                                                                                                                                                            In our case, we worked out when the first train after 10:30 arrives at Amersfoort and will be at the platform to meet it at 11:00am, where we are then released to be able to move.

                                                                                                                                                                            That’s another thing, @darkphoenix is not actually at their hiding place. Much like we did with my run on Friday, she started later, and is notionally answering questions as if she were already there. We aren’t allowed to ask photo questions before 12:30 in order to give her time to arrive.

                                                                                                                                                                            (CW: selfie with eye contact)

                                                                                                                                                                            Selfie in front of a big Amersfoort centraal sign at the entrance to said station

                                                                                                                                                                            Alt...Selfie in front of a big Amersfoort centraal sign at the entrance to said station

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                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Moof! :progresspride: [he/him, él/le, il/lui, en/es] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                              @moof@cupoftea.social

                                                                                                                                                                              Speaking of questions, we can’t move til 11, but we are allowed to ask questions now, and house rules state that they are counted from where we physically are (to avoid us having to simulate the current train location or whatever). So we are definitely going to see how much we can reduce the entire map of the Netherlands without going anywhere.

                                                                                                                                                                              We’ve asked whether @darkphoenix is within 80km of us, and she is inside the radius.

                                                                                                                                                                              An 80km radius from Amersfoort Centraal

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                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Moof! :progresspride: [he/him, él/le, il/lui, en/es] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                @moof@cupoftea.social

                                                                                                                                                                                Next, we want to know if she is closer to the coast than us. This is effectively an East-West split from our location. And.. she is. Which basically reduces us to the Randstadt, the area of the Netherlands that basically includes Amsterdam, Rotterdam, Den Haag and Utrecht. Aka “everywhere you’ve ever heard of in the Netherlands”

                                                                                                                                                                                Long time stans will be disappointed that we have already eliminated apostrophe es hurtigruten.

                                                                                                                                                                                A map that’s been reduce to, basically, the Randstadt. Looks like a pac man with a very open mouth

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                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Moof! :progresspride: [he/him, él/le, il/lui, en/es] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                  @moof@cupoftea.social

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                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Moof! :progresspride: [he/him, él/le, il/lui, en/es] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                  @moof@cupoftea.social

                                                                                                                                                                                  It seems that @darkphoenix is also closer to an aquarium than us in Amersfoort. It means she’s not in most of Amsterdam, which gives us a train to get on, towards Utrecht.

                                                                                                                                                                                  A somewhat weird shape on the map

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                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Moof! :progresspride: [he/him, él/le, il/lui, en/es] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                    @moof@cupoftea.social

                                                                                                                                                                                    And we are now sat in a station bench at Utrecht Centraal, listening to a pianist playing a jazzy version of A Little Night Music, as we wait for a response to our next question. Delightful.

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                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Moof! :progresspride: [he/him, él/le, il/lui, en/es] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                    @moof@cupoftea.social

                                                                                                                                                                                    So we decided to ask if her nearest airport is the same as ours… and it wasn’t.

                                                                                                                                                                                    So we have effectively stopped at Utrecht, got off the train, asked the question, gone upstairs, waited, gotten the answer, headed down to the same platform, and gotten back on the same train, which is heading towards Gouda

                                                                                                                                                                                    An even weirder shape. Still some interesting locations though

                                                                                                                                                                                    Alt...An even weirder shape. Still some interesting locations though

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                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Moof! :progresspride: [he/him, él/le, il/lui, en/es] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                    @moof@cupoftea.social

                                                                                                                                                                                    We did a thermometer from Utrecht to Papekop (we saw the station as the train sped through). This has made more interesting slicing, removing some bits that were worrying us in Alkmaar, and we are now doing another thermometer from Gouda up towards the north.

                                                                                                                                                                                    Lots of dots on a map

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                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Moof! :progresspride: [he/him, él/le, il/lui, en/es] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                    @moof@cupoftea.social

                                                                                                                                                                                    That was an intense few minutes…

                                                                                                                                                                                    We did a thermometer from Gouda to a little outside Alphen am der Rhein.

                                                                                                                                                                                    This managed to eliminate a significant swathe, including Rotterdam, which means the dreaded rail replacement bus is much less likely. We then boarded a train to Leiden, and got the curse of the hidden hangman, which we successfully identified as PYLON within five minutes. Because we’d boarded the train before the card, we continued on our way to Leiden.

                                                                                                                                                                                    We managed to ask for a photo of the tallest building from the station before declaring lunch at 12:30.

                                                                                                                                                                                    A little wedge shape including Leiden and Den Haag

                                                                                                                                                                                    Alt...A little wedge shape including Leiden and Den Haag

                                                                                                                                                                                    Curse of the hidden hangman

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                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Moof! :progresspride: [he/him, él/le, il/lui, en/es] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                    @moof@cupoftea.social

                                                                                                                                                                                    As we expected @darkphoenix took a lunch break after ours finished at 13:00.

                                                                                                                                                                                    We took the opportunity to head to Den Haag Central to start a thermometer, and then headed on Den Haag-Ypenburg on rail replacement tram. There we finished the thermometer, and then asked if her closest theme park was the same as ours.

                                                                                                                                                                                    It’s left a very small area to search…

                                                                                                                                                                                    Small area of den Haag and delft

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                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Moof! :progresspride: [he/him, él/le, il/lui, en/es] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                      @moof@cupoftea.social

                                                                                                                                                                                      With the judicious use of a tentacle based on zoos, we managed to track @darkphoenix down to Delft Campus, and are currently on our way there.

                                                                                                                                                                                      We are effectively in the end game, and I’m going to go silent, as this is a very intense game today. See you the other side…

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                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Moof! :progresspride: [he/him, él/le, il/lui, en/es] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                        @moof@cupoftea.social

                                                                                                                                                                                        We found @darkphoenix! It was in a random thicket by a
                                                                                                                                                                                        park. It took us 6 hours and 3 minutes, plus 80 minutes in effective time bonuses, making it a total hiding time of 7 hours and 23 minutes, which places them very much in second place. I lost, and @quixoticgeek won fair and square.

                                                                                                                                                                                        Today’s game was very intense, more so than the last couple of games. There was less time to rest, due to the very short train times inherent in the Randstat. We very much struck lucky by sitting down to rest right next to where she was hidden, as we were not quite in determined end game search every bush mode.

                                                                                                                                                                                        That being said, it was a fair game. Different from the last two, but no less enjoyable.

                                                                                                                                                                                        We are now sat at a bar in Delft toasting Kitty’s excellent win, and dissecting this game every which way to make it better. I’ll be writing up our conclusions in another round of Intercity Insights some time soon. Watch this moof.space!

                                                                                                                                                                                        And with that, goedeavond!

                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Col » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                          @kibcol1049@mstdn.social

                                                                                                                                                                                          Electric vehicle drivers are likely to be hit with a new “pay-per-mile” tax in the forthcoming budget, amounting to an extra £250 a year on average. The scheme, which would charge EV motorists 3p per mile on top of other road taxes, comes amid falling fuel duty revenue as more people switch from petrol to electric.

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                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]PaulNickson 🕊️🎛️🎼 » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                                          @kibcol1049 Surely a better idea for ICEs and EVs would be to charge road tax through fuel prices for ICEs and charging sessions for EVs and therefore abolish road tax altogether. The more you use the vehicle or the bigger/less efficient the vehicle, the more you pay.

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                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Nick » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                            @nick@shore.me.uk

                                                                                                                                                                                            @PaulNickson@mastodon.social @kibcol1049@mstdn.social public charging already has VAT added

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                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]PaulNickson 🕊️🎛️🎼 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                              @PaulNickson@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                              @nick @kibcol1049 VAT on EV chargers as well as VAT on the electricity?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Nick » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                @nick@shore.me.uk

                                                                                                                                                                                                @PaulNickson@mastodon.social @kibcol1049@mstdn.social the full 20% VAT is paid on public charging, cf reduced VAT on electricity at home

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                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Nae King! Nae quin! Nae Laird! » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                  @jayfell@social.trom.tf

                                                                                                                                                                                                  @PaulNickson @kibcol1049 @nick (more VAT), why do you think I charge from home? 😉

                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Nae King! Nae quin! Nae Laird! » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                    @jayfell@social.trom.tf

                                                                                                                                                                                                    @PaulNickson @kibcol1049 Paul you need fuel company pumps for ICE vehicles, you don't need fast chargers for EVs. Most of my charging at home is on a slow charger, only use commercial chargers when I am on a long journey.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]PaulNickson 🕊️🎛️🎼 » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                      @PaulNickson@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                      @jayfell @kibcol1049 And that is where my suggestion possibly breaks down. It was an easy idea before EVs came along.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Nick » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                        @nick@shore.me.uk

                                                                                                                                                                                                        @kibcol1049@mstdn.social how much is that going to cost for the administration

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                                                                                                                                                                                                          @bloor@bloor.tw

                                                                                                                                                                                                          @ninkosan @nick @alexlomas Ah hold on - is this the one that needs either the compatible car or charger? If so, I have neither.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                            @bloor@bloor.tw

                                                                                                                                                                                                            @ninkosan @nick @alexlomas ah yes ok ... "intelligent go" versus just "go".

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                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Nick » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                              @nick@shore.me.uk

                                                                                                                                                                                                              @bloor@bloor.tw @ninkosan@mas.to @alexlomas@infosec.exchange with 2 EVs we are on intelligent go using the zappi compatibility

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                @bloor@bloor.tw

                                                                                                                                                                                                                @nick @ninkosan @alexlomas My problem is I want to use a Victron EV charger, which will be locally smartified. And with other Victron kit; Cerbo GX, Quattro 15K and several MPPTs. So I'm kind of going to be a victron shop. And that means none of the best pricing.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @bloor@bloor.tw

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  As you know, we got shot of our faulty gas boiler and replaced it with a heat pump. Anecdotally I do think the heatpump is slightly cheaper to run at the moment, than the gas boiler used to be, even on a "any time flat rate" tariff for electricity; in my case 21.89p per kWh and a 62.22p per day standing charge.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I was paying 5.69p per kWh and 27.86p a day for gas.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  So this is vaguely impressive.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @bloor@bloor.tw

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  So now I only have electricity and my tariff is up for renewal. And holy wow the price has gone up.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Unit cost for electricity rises from 21.89p to 26.44p = 4.55p per unit. Ouch

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Standing charge falls from 62.22 to 43.66p = 18.56p a day

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Mysteriously I think had I still had gas, my gas unit price would have actually fallen too!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I'm not entirely blaming Octopus but we are told electricity pricing is based on gas pricing. So how is gas kWh pricing falling, and electricity kWh pricing rising?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @bloor@bloor.tw

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Additional thought (3/2)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  We have two EVs and a heat pump. And we also run stuff like a hot tub. As a consequence of this our annual usage is like 12,000 kWh of electricity. Rather a lot.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  That's a bit of a guess based on former gas usage translated to electrical usage.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  But because our usage kind of can be any time, I still don't think we're better to go on differing kWh by time tariffs UNTIL we get a storage battery.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Long term, storage battery + solar, and near zero bills. But just now, oof.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]ahnlak » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @bloor we don't do any load-shifting, but have a tariff that's cheap(ish) for a few hours early morning and mid afternoon - in the current weather, the biggest draw we have is for hot water, and that's scheduled for the cheap times and saves a fair bit (especially when it's a dull day!)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Depends on provider, but Good Energy make it very painless to shift tariffs on a whim, so it's easy to tinker...

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]The Penguin of Evil » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @etchedpixels@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @bloor Can you time shift stuff like water heating and appliances ?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    We did go battery and the works but the best single RoI on my spreadsheet once you factor in the costs and depreciation of equipment was actually simply doing shit between 00:30-05;30. The second was insulation and the battery itself was far behind (although of course it's kind of an enabler)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Phil Haigh » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @gulfie@mastodonapp.uk

                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @bloor My experience of solar plus battery so far is that I’ve managed to about halve our electricity bill.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                      28Kw battery, 3Kw of south facing solar, 1.5Kw of north facing solar (yeah, but better than nothing). Annual usage in the first full year including about 600Kwh of car charging, 7500Kwh. We don’t have a heat pump for the house though, we have electric radiators and a forced air system with heat reclaim.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                      To zero it entirely would require more storage (l double to cover max winter use in a day) and a lot more solar (which will be the limiting factor). And there are days in a row where we get low - very low - solar so actually it’ll never be zero for us. Contemplating an extra 14Kwh of battery but not sure it’s really worth the investment at the moment.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @bloor@bloor.tw

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @gulfie my outline plan at the moment involves 32 kWh of battery and getting up towards 20 kW of panels. I don’t plan to feed back into the grid, but I think I will get zero usage costs for at least three quarters of the year. Roughly roughly.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Simon :donor: » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @staustellsimon@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @bloor @gulfie you won’t export as it’ll be DIY? It’s quite beneficial at the moment to do so, of course it can always change but since early this year, I’ve exported any excess generation, fully charged house battery each night and use as little solar as possible (on Octopus Go)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Steve Scott » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @wishy@tooter.wishy.co.uk

                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @bloor Maybe Octopus Cosy would be worth a punt?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Day rate
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Cosy rate (04:00 - 07:00, 13:00 - 16:00 & 22:00 - 00:00)
                                                                                                                                                                                                                            14.26p / kWh

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                            43.61p / kWh

                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Peak rate is painful, might be an issue for cooking.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]ahnlak » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @ahnlak@kavlak.uk

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @bloor it's extremely hard to tell given the ridiculously warm weather, but we feel to be comfortably breaking even.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Digging through our LPG receipts, it looks like we ate around 21MWh of gas annually so as long as we hit a COP of 4 or more, we're in profit I think?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              To be honest though, the monetary value of *not* trying to get gas delivered in the depths of winter is almost incalculable.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @iandunt.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Vital piece of investigative reporting from Sky. They've uncovered the X algorithm which feeds users extremist right wing material from the moment they join the site. It is a far-right radicalisation engine, by design. news.sky.com/story/the-x-...

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Nick » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  bang, bang, bang, fzzzz, bang, bang

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Nick » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @nick@shore.me.uk

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @nick@shore.me.uk fond memories of Terry Wogan doing a silent firework display on the radio

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Nick » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @nick@shore.me.uk meanwhile Ziggy our black Labrador is not at all bothered

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