Nick
@nick@shore.me.uk
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@nick @neil it’s usually much more stupid than this
Put things on the internet
Sack (sorry… “rightsize”) any in house expertise
Award ongoing management to cheapest bidder, who either don’t get told to do a full audit or get told it’s too expensive and that the documentation is “definitely up to date”
Don’t update things facing the Internet fast enough (or at all)
Get pwned
Make shocked pikachu face and ask for government help, I guess